The difference between 'COMPLETE' & 'FINISH'

23.6.11
People say there is no difference between
'COMPLETE' & 'FINISH'.

 But there is !
When you marry the right one, you areCOMPLETED.
But when you marry the wrong one, you are
FINISHED.
BUT when the "right one" catches you with the "wrong one",
Then you are 
"COMPLETELY FINISHED"!!

And that is your English lesson for the day.